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Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.
Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?
by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022
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Kitten Sip

To save wastage of precious alcohol by sipping the top of a very full glass before moving it.
Yo mum you better kitten sip your prosecco because I filled it quite high.
by GeoMa3 July 27, 2020
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Toula The Kitten

The best zyra player in all of leagues history. That's all you need to know
this Toula The Kitten guy keeps stomping my bronze elo matches, help me
by niga you gay April 12, 2021
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Couch kitten

Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.
by Insect2 October 5, 2018
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Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.
Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!
by Reals December 16, 2008
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jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
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Discord kitten

by L is yoloswagking March 23, 2023
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