Mr. Kite

Someone extremely eccentric. Stems from the Beatles song "For the benefit of Mr. Kite".

John: Alex, you've turned into such a Mr. Kite after that party in L.A.

by Prometheus Whist June 5, 2009

Kinky Kitten

A person who is envoled in alot of sex, but in a very unquie way. He or she may get very sexual and aroused fast. Be aware thats these people will make you have the best times of your life, so you may not want to go back to your old partner !

Kinky Kitten would be a girl flirting with another girl that may end up in a serious relationship and them being very unqiue about it.

by Fire girl February 21, 2009

discord kitten

a discord kitten is a female(normally) who has permitted a male(normally) to be there daddy, discord kittens are obedient and submissive to there daddy and in return the discord kitten gets nitro and other stuff. the discord kitten must also act like a cat/pet

your my new discord kitten

by GamerKitten April 6, 2022

kitten

a woman who likes to date men older than her, usually by about 10 years, or more depending on the woman. Also the opposite of a cougar.

These are all well-known kittens:
1.)the girls next door (gags)
2.)Katherine zeta-jones
3.)Calista Flockhart
4.)Evan rachael wood (shudder)

by Mercedes Bends January 12, 2008

Kitten proofing

Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.

Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"

Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"

Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."

by JJP770 August 4, 2009

kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

Kitten life

The life of a girl dreaming whom dosent want to face reality also known as Peter Pan Syndrome.

im sad I want to live the kitten Life

by Jmaz May 14, 2012