Kinison is the kinda guy that will change your life. He is extremely intelligent, charming, and athletic. He is all around perfect and some say finding a Unicorn is more likely then meeting a Kinison in the wild. If you ever do find a Kinison then we highly recommend locking him down by getting knocked up by him as he will be the greatest partner you would ever catch.....If you can..
Girl 1: "OMG I swear I just saw a Kinison over there."
Girl 2: "No way, where is he I need to lock him down?"
Girl 1: "There is no way, I found him he is mine!"
Girl 2: "No way, where is he I need to lock him down?"
Girl 1: "There is no way, I found him he is mine!"
by Zero0018 January 9, 2025
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Get the Kenith mug.When you maximize the potentiol of your testicles inner volume upon forcing kinetic blunt trauma on your testicle, through which your testicles gain more volume, because of the blood and seropurulent that starts to fill them.
Hey bud, have you heard of Kinetic Testicle Maxxing?
Yea bruh, my balls be squeaky as shit since I started
Yea bruh, my balls be squeaky as shit since I started
by forklift wizard February 20, 2026
Get the Kinetic Testicle Maxxing mug.A game that involves throwing some sort of ball at one’s family jewels. If they flinch while a ball is thrown at one’s testicles then the person who threw it gets a straight shot at the others nards.
Damn that hurt!!! I’m never playing kinipkinards again
Hah you flinched!! Spread wide pal, spread 'em wide!
Hah you flinched!! Spread wide pal, spread 'em wide!
by Da Cheese Wiz February 20, 2026
Get the Kinipkinards mug.A philosophy asserting that being human is a biological default, but possessing a soul is a "kinetic achievement." In Kinetism, most people exist in Ghost Mode—living on autopilot and following external scripts (social norms, expectations, or "responsibilities"). This time is considered wasted and is never "saved" to the individual's essence.
A soul is only built through Kinetic Acts: moments where a person acts purely on their own True Will, regardless of whether that act is productive, lazy, "good," or "evil." These moments compound to create a real personality; everything else is just background noise.
A soul is only built through Kinetic Acts: moments where a person acts purely on their own True Will, regardless of whether that act is productive, lazy, "good," or "evil." These moments compound to create a real personality; everything else is just background noise.
After years of following the career path his parents chose, Mark realized he was living in Ghost Mode and turned to Kinetism to start building a soul through his own True Will.
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Fantastic because Kiki, the amazing, wonderful and beautiful soul she is has made me feel absolutely blessed. She also likes fanta, so win-win.
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