Kenyin Keller is one of the best people you will ever come across in life. One of those people who have a unique vibe and somebody who you feel like you’ve known a lifetime. He is also very slow and sometimes an asshole but he’ll always be your favorite asshole. Kenyin Keller does have some tricks up his sleeve but that is what makes him and you’ll him after you get to know his true self.
by unknown_234 November 22, 2021
when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023
by soldierthatdiedtoHelenKeller October 16, 2019
In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 December 10, 2015
by hitlersdeadmama August 22, 2019
When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
by Parallaxative March 10, 2020