The Kamikaze 

When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer

I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.

The Kamikaze by spicemagic October 9, 2016

weiner kamikaze 

where three or more friends hook up with the same girl and all is revealed and all three feel like committing Hari Kari.

Me and my two and my two friends found out about Rosemary and committed weiner kamikaze.

weiner kamikaze by Jim Luebrecht December 6, 2016

flaming kamikaze 

To eat an extremely spicy item and then proceed to perform oral sex, usually resulting in an unpleasant sensation for the recipient.

"I was so mad at her I had to give her the ole the flaming kamikaze last night"

flaming kamikaze by stankyjumbojimbo September 30, 2021

Thomazi kamikaze 

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.

Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze

Thomazi kamikaze by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022

Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.

I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.

Cropdust Kamikaze by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022

MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess 

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"

MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024

Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning 

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.

Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"

Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024