a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
by niga you gay April 12, 2021
Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
by Insect2 October 06, 2018
by Banker girl October 07, 2011
A wonderful cute perfect sweet snuggle lovey purring boyfriend or girlfriend that loves kitties and cuddles and is the best partner in the world and who loves you to death! Also gives boops and meows adorably! Might possibly have wings and amazing hair that hides kitten ears!
Dan is a kitten angel. He doesn't know it but he has kitty ears and kitten wings! He is the cutest angel kitten ever!
by Mrs kitten angel. June 29, 2017
when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.
by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010
by GeoMa3 July 27, 2020