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black karl

When you eat her ass and she shits on your face.
Her, Krys, I hope you ate a good dinner so I can have a nice warm Black Karl tonight!
by dsrforte August 12, 2017
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Fucking Karl

An expression for when Karl is so Karlishly himself that it hurts your chest a little bit and restores all your faith in humanity.
After ghosting me, Karl texted me a to apologize for not handling the situation well.

Fucking Karl.
by PollyPocketForPresident September 4, 2020
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Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.
I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!
by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022
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Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.
Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!
by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021
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karl-iver

An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.

Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.

Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Hallo I’m Karl-Iver. Oh, “punches him in the face and run”
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
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Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.
Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase
by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018
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