lukas jutkiewicz

juke is a baller and is clear of ollie watkins who is washed and is also a nonce juke shags all the women his age whereas ollie watkins hides cameras inside nursurys the pedo

lukas jutkiewicz is a baller

by HPONSO January 19, 2023

beta jutsu

AKA Tate hands

That stupid triangle hand thing narcissist betas males do when they're scared in public, gaslighting and/or on the wrong side of an argument.

Casts an irresistible enchantment on fellow betas.

Has zero effect on literally anyone else.

Andrew Tate attempted beta jutsu throughout that entire BBC interview. It wasn't very effective.

by TruthTeller617 June 8, 2023

RANF-Jutsu

When a nigga beats ass so hard he becomes a master at the art. Stands for "Run A Nigga Fade - Jutsu"

"Damn, that mf got folded like a brochure! Omahar is a MASTER in RANF-Jutsu!"

by River_Heed June 25, 2023

Belt Jutsu

Attack of Asian Dads

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術

by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024

A Rick Jutriss

A Rick Jutriss is anything. Any word in the english dictionary can be replaced with "Rick Jutriss"

"Did you see that dbag derek over there?"
"Yeah what a Rick Jutriss"

by Spankdeeezy June 10, 2009

Panty Drop Jutsu

It is a series of hand movements that channel powerful energy that can make any girl drop her panties

Guy: Ha! Panty Drop Jutsu!
Girl: o shit

by topfraggot October 22, 2018

Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.

Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021