jockotism

Jocks hiring other jocks for positions they don't deserve.

Dude 1: How come Doug promoted Joe to SVP of Int'l sales. He can't do that job better than Paul.

Dude 2: Jockotism man - he played ball ten years after Doug at the U.

by W M Sim January 2, 2008

Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

jono ilori

a guy who is really big headed and up his own ass too far!

alright stop being such a jono ilori

by woodytheledge June 6, 2009

jonkership

To retain the position of "jonker" in the game of mahjong.

He retained jonkership for this round.

by Anonymous3223 July 2, 2009

Jondom

An already used or jizzed on condom!

I was at my friend carlos's house when i asked him for a condom because i was going to fuck my girlfriend but carlos said he doent have a condom he only had a jondom and i was like, "ahhhhh fine that will have to do."

by aojnsvkadifsivqahbv May 15, 2010

jondond

the act of being raped for no reason

you just got jondond bitch.

by scummynumber9 March 19, 2011

Jonopoly

2 Males tag-teaming in a 4-way.

Pete enjoyed his weekends by partaking in the Jonopoly at his sisters house.

by Paul Barren February 28, 2012