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jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day
Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.
by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023
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Jonah Wolf

Ben archacki, getting cheating on, ripping pants. What will jonah do next? we know him as lefou, big deal, and les mis guy #4! he doesnt say i love you back and he gives his friends concussions. Dont ask him about his math grade! hes in the JBA.
Hey, did you know jonah wolf is dating a jewish girl? Wow, he's diverse.
by sophie6969 May 30, 2018
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Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet
Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day
by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024
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jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.
Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."
by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023
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Jonah

Jonah is gay
Omg he is so jonah
by Coxoxoxolol April 4, 2022
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Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
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Jonah

Hi, I'm Jonah, actually :3
by PixelKat June 15, 2024
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