Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!
me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"
by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025
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Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.
by Gigachadus June 15, 2022
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Jonah James Jameson

Jonah is the editor of the daily bugle and the boss of "Spiderman" Jonah is kind of a b##ch
Nobody likes him
Jonah James Jameson is stupid and forces spiderman to get images
by Dukcy March 20, 2022
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Jonah

Jonah is gay
Omg he is so jonah
by Coxoxoxolol April 4, 2022
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Jonah

That's Jonah
by Jaatoff January 31, 2020
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Jonah

A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.
Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house
by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022
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jonah

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.
me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok
by dollvity June 17, 2023
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