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Jessi/Jessussy

She is literally like a mom to me and one (milf obvi) and she's obsessed with Billie Eilish and her dog, Zula

I love her confidence and her sm she makes me feel so comfortable and wanted

I love taking quizzes with her and she's an amazing friend
Who is Jessi/Jessussy ?
Jessi/Jessussy is one of the best people I've ever met
by Unknown indoors July 29, 2022
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Jessie

She likes watermelon and will have boba tea three times in a day depending on the price. She pretends like she’s sweet and naive, but she’ll tell you how much she hates everyone at 12am when you guys are walking her dog. She despises the popular and superficial kids and she doesn’t consider anyone cute unless they star in a drama. She built like a marshmellow and shes so pale she blends into walls. She’s a good listener and a huge scaredy cat, but she’s always down to hang out even if it’s just in eachother’s company.
A: Jessie’s so sweet omg
B: you know she hates you right?
by Kaylaly March 29, 2020
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jessy

just an awesome guy with a fucked up life
me: hey jessy, hows life
jessy: FUCKED UP!
by C.A.O.L February 15, 2022
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Jessie

Nz slang for nz native who murdered and dismembered grace muillane in a crime of passion, dismembered her and packed her in a suitcase for disposal.

News reports suggest up to 6 were dismembered in the same hotel room.

See moa.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
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Jessi Slaughter

Jessica Leonhardt, now known as Damien Leonhardt.
At age 11, she claimed to have been sexually abused by Dahvie Vanity, to which 4chan decided to be the trolls they are and start a whole cyberbullying situation against Jessi. This prompted a video to be released on Jessi's YouTube account, a video titled "You Dun Goofed Up." The video shows Jessi having an emotional breakdown while her father Gene angrily shouts towards the camera, saying that whoever started the cyberbullying against Jessi has been reported to the cyberpolice and the Florida state police.
BOTDF, being the assholes they are (except Jayy, who is now a drag queen trying to move on from crunkcore), titled a song called "You Dun Goofed" on their album Epic (which is NOT epic at all).
Some time after, Gene was arrested for child abuse after getting into an argument with Jessi and subsequently died of a heart attack while in custody at the police station, leaving behind Jessi and her mother Diane.
But now that BOTDF broke up (thank fucking God), Jessi has since identified as transgender and non-binary, and now runs by the name Damien. Along with that, sh- I mean, they called out Dahvie for sexual misconduct, and since that happened, 21 other women also called him out for the same thing, all of which they were under the age of consent. Just like Damien.
I can't go into full detail due to UD's character limit, so you'll probably have to, uh, I dunno, go to Wikipedia or KYM. They both have some handy resources.
The story of Jessi Slaughter is a heartbreaking one. It impacted the crunkcore scene in a way that caused it to decline, maybe? Is it a good thing? To me, yes! Absolutely! Crunkcore is just the more explicit version of the discography of the Jonas Brothers. Am I supportive of Jessi? Yeah, because the whole thing proves that maybe the Internet should be strictly available to people 13 and up and not some random 11-year-old who had to go through a lot of emotional pain just because her parents forgot to set parental controls up.
by 7568ino February 8, 2024
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Jessy

Jessy will whoop your ass. Or hug you. It all depends on you. You give respect, you will be respected. He sees through your bullshit and posturing. Leave your ego at the door. Hard exterior, intimidating, loud, outgoing, life of the party. Very charismatic and charming. Ladies Jessy will make you forget everyone before him. Jessy also loses interest quickly. So don’t get comfortable, he was drawn to you for a reason. Don’t get lazy. At home he’s quiet, deep in though, often seems like he’s somewhere else. He’s caring, romantic and an over thinker. Fiercely loyal, aggressively protective and fearless. He doesn’t pick fights or look for confrontation, he’s quick to end them though.
Jessy is the man!
by Annabananna99 November 25, 2021
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Jessie

An Evil genius. Has red hair..... Like Satan. The first time she meets you, she's already sized you up and has a plan to destroy everything you love in life and she can and will do it, no matter who the victim is.... Unless, you are her sister or boyfriend, then her powers don't work on you. She's still says really mean things tho. But won't follow thru with those 2 people. At the same time, she's tremendously loyal to the people she's loyal to and will do anything to protect them. She loves her dogs... #Fearless #Ruthless #evilgenius
DONT EVER MAKE HER MAD
Do you see that guy sleeping in the dumpster? He used to live in a mansion....had a good job...a pretty wife.....then he pissed off Jessie...Hes lucky she let him have that dumpster to sleep in.

What happened to that girl who's all bloody on the ground?

She said something rude about Jessies sister and Jessie pumbled her to the ground and curb-stomped her head into the sidewalk. Then took a video of all her teeth laying next to her face and posted it on Facebook for all to laugh at
by Analhag September 23, 2019
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