Laura: "So you sleep with that chick you went home with?"
Harry: "Yea but I couldn't even get off, she had a jelly 'gina"
Harry: "Yea but I couldn't even get off, she had a jelly 'gina"
by Utah Ski Bums April 6, 2010
Get the Jelly 'Ginamug. it's sumdang that's just a fashion statement it will soon a later go away and come back until then fuck u parents
ya'll r really dumb if u thinx we will do sumdang and if ur child is doin sumdang she/he were probably doin this before these bracelts came out so get ur mind rite i mean i'm 16 and i'm still a virgin.and will still be 1 until i find da 1.b/c like the sayin goes mama didn't raise no fool!!!!!!.
ya'll r really dumb if u thinx we will do sumdang and if ur child is doin sumdang she/he were probably doin this before these bracelts came out so get ur mind rite i mean i'm 16 and i'm still a virgin.and will still be 1 until i find da 1.b/c like the sayin goes mama didn't raise no fool!!!!!!.
black-sex
blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss
green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek
yellow-huge/kiss
purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/
orange-kiss/huge
glow in the dark-sex toyz
red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex
clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss
pink-eat out/flash/makek out/kiss
silver-finger
white-flash chest/or 2 snapper
gold sparkle-make out
any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate
gold-all above
light green-oral sex
light pink-huge/kiss
brown-toss my salad
glittery yellow-hug/kiss
glittery gold-make out
baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)
glittery green-69
gray-silver-flash
yellow sparkle-hug/kiss
glow in da dark pink-grl toyz
glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
that's that u need 2 no i clear up every thing 4 everybody.soooo parents if u don't like u can get a bracelts that does mean n-e-thing bad and i guess i helped everybody sooo c-ya.i'm out this bitch.
p.s.my grandma is cool wit them.so if a grandma is cool with them then u sould 2 bye and God bless u and who every i help today.
blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss
green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek
yellow-huge/kiss
purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/
orange-kiss/huge
glow in the dark-sex toyz
red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex
clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss
pink-eat out/flash/makek out/kiss
silver-finger
white-flash chest/or 2 snapper
gold sparkle-make out
any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate
gold-all above
light green-oral sex
light pink-huge/kiss
brown-toss my salad
glittery yellow-hug/kiss
glittery gold-make out
baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)
glittery green-69
gray-silver-flash
yellow sparkle-hug/kiss
glow in da dark pink-grl toyz
glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
that's that u need 2 no i clear up every thing 4 everybody.soooo parents if u don't like u can get a bracelts that does mean n-e-thing bad and i guess i helped everybody sooo c-ya.i'm out this bitch.
p.s.my grandma is cool wit them.so if a grandma is cool with them then u sould 2 bye and God bless u and who every i help today.
by chu,chu August 22, 2004
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Get the You Jellymug. by Dave56678 August 5, 2008
Get the Jelly Tugsmug. Created by: Akaido17x and EskimoRican
Popularized by: XxBLACKFACExXx
Verb (V.): to 'Scoop'
When someone or something is completely and overwhelmingly dominated in an tremendously humiliating way. Worse form of "pwnage," "ownage," "domination," "mastery," and "paramountcy" possible.
Used to demonstrate absolute mastery over one's entire being. It is also a technique used to deliver physical, mental, emotional, social, and at times, spiritual scarring to its victims, generally known as "Scoopees."
May be used in daily situations, such as when speaking with friends and family, or may be used through various forms of media, such as music, movies, and video games.
Can also be used as an abasing innuendo, or as a threat in which no one will know how to respond to, thus creating confusion, which in turn creates an opportunity for the "Scooper" to "Scoop that Jelly."
It has been said that he who attains the highest level of "Scoopage" shall be called great in all the land, and shall be regarded as God-King in the sight of all men.
Honored Scoopers throughout history include, but are not limited to:
George Washington
- for Scooping the establishment of British tyranny and founding the United States for what it is today.
Winston Churchill
- for setting in motion the mass-Scoopage that took place against the Nazi oppression during WWII.
Martin Luther King
- for Scooping the civil principles of hate and injustice during the 1950's and 60's.
Mother Theresa
- for Scooping the ignorance and indifference of the world with a kind and loving hand.
Popularized by: XxBLACKFACExXx
Verb (V.): to 'Scoop'
When someone or something is completely and overwhelmingly dominated in an tremendously humiliating way. Worse form of "pwnage," "ownage," "domination," "mastery," and "paramountcy" possible.
Used to demonstrate absolute mastery over one's entire being. It is also a technique used to deliver physical, mental, emotional, social, and at times, spiritual scarring to its victims, generally known as "Scoopees."
May be used in daily situations, such as when speaking with friends and family, or may be used through various forms of media, such as music, movies, and video games.
Can also be used as an abasing innuendo, or as a threat in which no one will know how to respond to, thus creating confusion, which in turn creates an opportunity for the "Scooper" to "Scoop that Jelly."
It has been said that he who attains the highest level of "Scoopage" shall be called great in all the land, and shall be regarded as God-King in the sight of all men.
Honored Scoopers throughout history include, but are not limited to:
George Washington
- for Scooping the establishment of British tyranny and founding the United States for what it is today.
Winston Churchill
- for setting in motion the mass-Scoopage that took place against the Nazi oppression during WWII.
Martin Luther King
- for Scooping the civil principles of hate and injustice during the 1950's and 60's.
Mother Theresa
- for Scooping the ignorance and indifference of the world with a kind and loving hand.
Example 1:
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"You fools are going to get dominated. There's no chance. We're the best team here. You're going to be destroyed."
Team 2 (Scooper):
"Don't worry about us, princess, we're just polishing up our tools so we can mercilessly and endlessly Scoop that beautiful Jelly of yours..."
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"...."
Example 2:
President of the United States:
"My fellow Americans...we're going to ship our boys overseas to Scoop some fierce and belligerent Jelly...and we shall emerge victorious, with our Scoopers tainted with glorious supremacy..."
Example 3:
Son:
"But mom, I don't wanna clean my room! I don't wanna!!"
Mom:
"Boy, if you don't clean your room, I'm gonna Scoop that Jelly so hard, not only is it going to make you bleed and cry, but it's going to go down in Time magazine as the worst Scoopage incident since the fall of man!!"
Example 4:
Akaido: "Hey, Rican, if I call you 'Ben,' will you call me 'Jerry?'"
EskimoRican: "Sure, but why am I going to call you that?"
Akaido: "Because together, we're like "Ben & Jerry's"...we stay Scoopin' that Jelly."
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"You fools are going to get dominated. There's no chance. We're the best team here. You're going to be destroyed."
Team 2 (Scooper):
"Don't worry about us, princess, we're just polishing up our tools so we can mercilessly and endlessly Scoop that beautiful Jelly of yours..."
Team 1 (Scoopee):
"...."
Example 2:
President of the United States:
"My fellow Americans...we're going to ship our boys overseas to Scoop some fierce and belligerent Jelly...and we shall emerge victorious, with our Scoopers tainted with glorious supremacy..."
Example 3:
Son:
"But mom, I don't wanna clean my room! I don't wanna!!"
Mom:
"Boy, if you don't clean your room, I'm gonna Scoop that Jelly so hard, not only is it going to make you bleed and cry, but it's going to go down in Time magazine as the worst Scoopage incident since the fall of man!!"
Example 4:
Akaido: "Hey, Rican, if I call you 'Ben,' will you call me 'Jerry?'"
EskimoRican: "Sure, but why am I going to call you that?"
Akaido: "Because together, we're like "Ben & Jerry's"...we stay Scoopin' that Jelly."
by Akaido17x October 7, 2008
Get the Scoop that Jelly mug. The act of pulling out of a girls vagina directly before ejaculation and covering her stomach in hot man jam
by Texhnolyze March 24, 2007
Get the jelly bellymug. The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.
"So did you crush that chick last night?"
"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."
"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."
"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."
"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."
"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."
"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."
"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
by 24arod24 September 25, 2011
Get the Jelly Dogmug.