blue jar no cap 

Blow job no rubber

This chick in her post stated on the first date you could get a blue jar no cap if you had the right stuff.

blue jar no cap by DavanK December 13, 2017

poop jar 

When you kill someone so hard they shit their fucking pants. Then you take that shit and put it in a glass jar as a trophy.

Raequon: Yo did you fuck that nigga Tyrese up?
Darius: Hell yea I capped that nigga. Wanna see my poop jar?

poop jar by Barmelo Xanthony September 26, 2019

Misha Jar

A jar with a funko pop of meta!misha in it from Supernstural, often referencing the MLP cum jar. If mentioned on SPN twitter, you will get canceled

"Did you see the Misha Jar trending? It was under the hashtag #freemishafromthecumjar"

Misha Jar by SpunkySpaceCat April 16, 2021

Incest Jar 

An Incest Jar is a jar filled with family to family, generation to generation sperm, which is a big jar, usually carried with a rope, tied to a truck for transportation. It’s usually used for a torture method against family members apart of the cult named, “Peppa pig’s affairs”

Jane got put into the incest jar, therefore she’s in the “Peppa Pig’s Affairs cult”.

Incest Jar by Gayxoxo July 5, 2022

Toad Jar Moron 

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...

*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

Toad Jar Moron by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022

dip in the cookie jar 

To stick your hand into a girls asshole

I just want to dip in the cookie jar

dip in the cookie jar by Callmecrazybut_ November 20, 2014

The Bell Jar 

The best book in the entire world (if you think otherwise you’re an asshole)

The Bell Jar is the best!

The Bell Jar by LegallyBrunette January 14, 2022