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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
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In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard
In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.
by yhatsup February 18, 2022
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jaffe

An overly buff boy who is friends with some ugly people.
Jaffe is over buff. I wanna shag him!!
by BuffEnid February 8, 2005
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George Jefferson

The act of urinating on your sexual partner, starting at the crotch and "movin' on up" to the face
I gave my old lady the George Jefferson last night, and she loved every second of it!
by biggshow October 23, 2006
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up your jaffe

Stick it up your jaffe!
by Nancy boy November 2, 2003
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Jeffery

An anti-social socialite who smokes way too much weed. Although raised fatherless, he knows how to be a good gentleman and treat a girl right. Loves sports but cant play them. Total geek. Probably in Oregon working nightshift at some hotel. Also may have hemophilia.
Giiiiirl my boyfriend is such a Jeffery!
by Nemomaniac77 January 29, 2019
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