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Jacob

Literally just the sexiest guy with the biggest penis you could imagine! He's perfect in every way, an amazing person, charming, funny, and even black!
"Have you hung out with Jacob recently?"
"Oh my god that guy?! I would let him do ANYTHING to me"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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1.The meaning of a complete fucking idiot.
2.The meaning of a kid who acts like he's still 5 year old

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"Jacob is a cool person"
by KazGames November 13, 2017
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Jacob is a mf legend. He gets all the girls and never gets nervous

He loses his temper quite often but never retaliates

Jacob is so good in bed his smile is irresistible and has a very large one

He is the sweetest person I know
Jacob:hey
Girl:OMG! Let's go to my room

Jacob:okay b
by Spacegoon101 May 1, 2019
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A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.
Jacob is a dumb ant.
by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019
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Jacob is a person who has a lot of issues and feels as though wherever he goes someone is judging him, he tries his hardest to be kind and caring but always thinks that he seems he is selfish Jacob's can come off as annoying, rude and dumb but a a Jacob is always trying to get liked by other people and only shows his real feelings to whom he really considers a friend.
Jacob: .... Random person: Weirdo
by DudeYouNeedToShower June 18, 2019
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Trash at basketball and everything including life
I am a big Jacob
by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018
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Big ni🅱️🅱️a jacob. Very dumb and is a faggot. Only a half faggot unlike others Beware big ni🅱️🅱️a. Eats soap and throws up. Will eat your ass for a penny.
Random guy: you seem like a jacob
Faggot jacob: *eats soap*
by Bdkdjrvdjdb December 10, 2018
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