Jacob

Over weight kid with sense of humor. Very much of a procrastinator. Likes dank memes

Jacob ur weird

by Mestas58 February 5, 2017

Jacob

no one likes jacobs , they may look hot but a jacob is stupid,annoying and overall a total asshole

i banged jacob last night
why, he is such an asshole
but he's hot

by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 August 25, 2020

Jacob

Literally just the sexiest guy with the biggest penis you could imagine! He's perfect in every way, an amazing person, charming, funny, and even black!

"Have you hung out with Jacob recently?"
"Oh my god that guy?! I would let him do ANYTHING to me"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jacob

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics

Jacob: y//n what about some booty pics

by Shortbean November 22, 2018

Jacob

Big ni🅱️🅱️a jacob. Very dumb and is a faggot. Only a half faggot unlike others Beware big ni🅱️🅱️a. Eats soap and throws up. Will eat your ass for a penny.

Random guy: you seem like a jacob
Faggot jacob: *eats soap*

by Bdkdjrvdjdb December 10, 2018

Jacob

Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans

Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*

by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018

Jacob

A Bitch Ass Nigga

hey i'm Jacob

by jakethefake December 29, 2018