a family
by the_og_vengenz August 01, 2011
Ok, for everyone who keeps on saying that a juggalo is some retarted freak person who listens to icp, shut the fuck up. we listen to all kinds of music. rock, rap, country, ballet, elevator music. all of it.
being a juggalo is like someone who isn't really accepted by the majority of the society. we are the out casts, lonely stoners if you will. we all got eachothers back, we look out for each other--love
we are leaders, not so much of other people, but, of our own lives. that don't mean we are total rebels, but just independent thinkers--leadership
the god you probably go to worship every sunday and wednesday is the same one i worship. not only me, but tens of thousands of other juggalos do. we just believe in a complex metaphor for the way god is presented. for those of you who say the dark carnival is "the god" i believe you are wrong. i think its just another way to get god come close to us and we can understand him, in a more dark kind of way, without making him or ourselves less holy, other in that of psycopathic records, which we don't all listen to.--religious
what the wraith is wrong with a loving, religious, leader.
i don't mean to offend anyone, but, if i did, then too bad.
being a juggalo is like someone who isn't really accepted by the majority of the society. we are the out casts, lonely stoners if you will. we all got eachothers back, we look out for each other--love
we are leaders, not so much of other people, but, of our own lives. that don't mean we are total rebels, but just independent thinkers--leadership
the god you probably go to worship every sunday and wednesday is the same one i worship. not only me, but tens of thousands of other juggalos do. we just believe in a complex metaphor for the way god is presented. for those of you who say the dark carnival is "the god" i believe you are wrong. i think its just another way to get god come close to us and we can understand him, in a more dark kind of way, without making him or ourselves less holy, other in that of psycopathic records, which we don't all listen to.--religious
what the wraith is wrong with a loving, religious, leader.
i don't mean to offend anyone, but, if i did, then too bad.
may all find the glorious box, and work as carnies as long as possible! juggalos: fight dirty, smoke weed, drink booze, and love all!
by namebeingused June 04, 2009
A group of highly organized ninjas that rule the world. Constently getting hated because of the actions of teenagers taking the music to serously and people being ignorant to the real purpose behind the music. the music is a form of reprograming drawing in people with sick mindset and introducing them slowly to a set of values and religion, which is a gateway to bigger and better things.
Juggalos are diverse group people that follow the values set forth by our figure heads(Violent J and Shaggs 2 Dope), we are a combination religion and micro culture of all different races ages ,back rounds and classes drawing strength from each others differences, proud of our name and wearing our symbol the "hachetman" constently. we are all part of some type of group, this is our flavor no different than yours. thanks for all the hate it made us famous. For all my real Juggalos: keep grinding homies all see you at the top!!
Juggalos are diverse group people that follow the values set forth by our figure heads(Violent J and Shaggs 2 Dope), we are a combination religion and micro culture of all different races ages ,back rounds and classes drawing strength from each others differences, proud of our name and wearing our symbol the "hachetman" constently. we are all part of some type of group, this is our flavor no different than yours. thanks for all the hate it made us famous. For all my real Juggalos: keep grinding homies all see you at the top!!
by I got you... diagonally :) January 06, 2010
A juggalo is not simply a 'fan' of ICP. Being a juggalo means more than that to someone who is one. Juggalos don't take sh*t from anyone. They always got each others back in a fight. They believe in the message behind the Dark Carnival. Juggalos know what the true meaning of the Carnival. They know that it's about God. The message is about God. Juggalos aren't 'gang members'. We're just simply a group of people who found the right path of life to take.
by Victoria Smith February 14, 2007
hey stupid icp tells you in a song named what is a juggalo? A drunk bitch or a retard that runs around with a 2 liter stuck in his butt cheeks maybe the dumb fuckin idiot that ties a rope to his dick and jumps out a 2 story window?
what is a juggalo?
by metal mania August 30, 2012
Juggalo (n): Juggalo is the name for a group of people devoted to the band ICP, or Insane Clown Posse. Their population is made up primarily of shitfaced white trash whiggers who are so fucking myopic they believe they are part of a broad-based “family.” What they fail to realize is that their devotion to the fucktards that make up ICP demonstrates several things, among them: the IQ of a fucking houseplant; the willpower of a slut-fuck sorority bitch whose twat gets more traffic than the Autobon; the social stamina of an albino midget with no hair and no dick who spends afternoons country dancing at fucking rest home; the class of an African American gigolo who wears chinchilla vaginas and bling made out of shitty plastic while attending a Grammy’s after party he broke into by fucking a 13 year old boy; the courage of some sad cocksucker who feels brave when he rapes toddlers during nap time at a daycare.
As you can see, juggalos are cum-gurgling jizz mops. I hope ISIS invades our nation, captures them all, and makes them watch each other get fucked up the ass with bayonets as their organs bleed out through their fucking mouths.
Do not be a juggalo. Ever.
As you can see, juggalos are cum-gurgling jizz mops. I hope ISIS invades our nation, captures them all, and makes them watch each other get fucked up the ass with bayonets as their organs bleed out through their fucking mouths.
Do not be a juggalo. Ever.
Hey, look, that juggalo is getting gang raped by a bunch of towel-head camel jockies. Should we help him? Naw, let’s help ISIS fuck him harder.
by Thatguy6969 October 13, 2014
juggalo: A family and a way of life juggalos dont judge yet are constintly judged. You dont have to listen to ICP or know anything about psychopathic records to be a juggalo but many do. And many of us run with the hatchet and are down wit da clown. all are welcome white, black, mexican, everyone is welcome because race doesnt matter to a juggalo. we listen to the shit that haters say about us and we dont give a fuck because we know there just sad assholes that want to hate.
by true juggla November 02, 2009