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Joshua

A guy that tries too hard to be funny and fails miserably. Is mostly a complete tool to everyone and always manages to make a fool out of himself in some way, he also isn't liked by many people for obvious reasons.
"That Joshua guy always acts like such an idiot. Why does he exist?"
by imfeelinit March 11, 2017
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Joshua

He is an ass who will cheat on you , ask for forgiveness , then do it again. He’ll break up with you for no specific reason. Then - he’ll act as if he’s hurting but secretly he’ll be fucking around already.

‘i don’t think it’s going to work out’

‘why?’
‘idk , just be happy without me

if you date a josh or you’re friends with one , he’ll talk shit behind your back and he’ll make you apologize and take blame for every situation .
Look it’s joshua
nobody likes him, he talks shit about everyone.’
by stopcappin October 24, 2019
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Joshua

A boy with a usually small penis, though his arrogance and cockiness shows otherwise. Claims to perform great sexual acts on women. "Women nowhere to agree." Usually gives in to women being in charge. Has self proclaimed big muscles that are weak on inside. Small shoulders and little pectoral muscles. He also likes men.

Girl 1 "he is such a josh"
Girl 2 "yeah I noticed that as well, especially last night, super big talk for something so not."
He is a such a Joshua
by Truth and wisdom March 31, 2017
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Joshua

Joshua.
by p00509 April 13, 2016
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joshua

A dickhead that wants to fight eveyone. Usually they are black and think every girl loves him
Dani: Oi you know that joshua guy yeah?
Ben: The dickhead one?

Dani:To be honest all of them are fam

Ben : Alie fam !
by Definition_Anonymous December 18, 2017
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Joshua

A man with a small penis, no friends, and who's generally hated by all.
Don't be a Joshua
by Isuckdickforcrack December 21, 2016
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Joshua

strong muscles with veins popping out,eat damn a lot of whey carrying infinite lbs
He is a damn Joshua
by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017
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