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ballerina job

When a ballerina, as though a feather, twinkle toes ever so lightly on her male partner's tip.
I just got the best ballerina job from Katelyn L yesterday.
by rither July 3, 2011
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sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.
John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"
by natalien February 10, 2009
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craigslist job

Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.

Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
by cdansk July 23, 2017
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fear job

A sexual favor performed by a wife, girlfriend, and/or significant other before a trip. The favor is performed out of fear to help curtail any near-future promiscuity by the other partner as the wife, girlfriend and/or significant other is not in attendance.
My wife gave me a fear job before I left for India.
by iwantonlymyson April 28, 2017
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Knee Job

A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.
My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.
by Rev. Footjoy May 13, 2010
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Boo Job

A blow job recieved from a ghost. It is an unexplained occurence that tends to happen mostly at night. Many paranormal investigators believe it is not an intelligent haunting, but just an "imprint" of what was. Boo jobs happen mostly to boys that are ages 13-17. Many people believe a boo job is a form of "ghost rape". Nobody knows exactly why boo jobs happen to people. Some people think it is at random, and others believe that the person recieving the boo job could have been the ghost's lover in another life.
Timmy awoke to a strange sucking noise. He looked down to see a white mist at his "package". He let out a scream and the white mist vanished. It occured to him that he had just been a victim of a "boo job".
by TheUnexplained March 28, 2009
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Be on your Job

A meaning defining how people should be on their own grind rather than worrying about other people's business
Guy 1- Nah I don't know why my man is trying to ramp with me.
Guy 2 (To Wasteman)- Real talk don't start beef be on your job fam.
by ElizaaSaidSo May 28, 2014
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