Messy Christmas

when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere

Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."

by OOGIDIBA October 18, 2008

Christmas Card

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."

by anonymousluser September 10, 2005

Christmas promise

It's not just a promise. It's a really special promise never to be broken. A promise made by an orphan or an unlucky person with high hopes for a Christmas miracle. Christmas promises can make Christmas miracles.

You can't break a Christmas promise just cause Drake and Josh are in jail for something they do.

by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor December 17, 2014

wiener christmas

February 14th, what the women like to think of as Valentines Day

Brad: Isnt this Sunday Valentines Day?
Chad: Bro, no it’s not. As long as you get your girl some chocolate that’s Wiener Christmas

by UrbanOuttiters February 08, 2021

Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing

we drank Christmas water in the halls

by christmas water ;} February 20, 2018

alaskan christmas

Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes

You suck at Alaskan Christmas!

by Nastyfundip May 04, 2017

Christmas belly

Bloated feeling after over-indulgence over the Christmas Holidays. Usually combination of excessive food consumed wantonly and alcohol in copious quantities.

Maria moaned she had Christmas belly as she rolled off the sofa to crawl to bed

by rapmac December 26, 2009