inverted Hitler

A mustache with only the philtrum shaved.

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 19, 2017

Inverted Anus

The condition where one's anus is inside out

Jose's has inverted anus after extreme anal intercourse.

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019

inverted hot

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"wow guys did you see inverted's fucking hotter than chris evans"
"wow yeah"
"yeah, inverted hot"

by thatuselessbruhmomenter May 18, 2021

rectal inversion

Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.

I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.

Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.

by mr pinky June 23, 2007

Robot_Inversion

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you robot_inversion

by Robot_Inversion June 4, 2021

The Nor Cal Inversion

The phenomenon that randomly and inexplicably occurs on Northern California freeways causing the inversion of the fast lanes and the slow lanes. At any given time, the fastest lane may suddenly shift from the far left lane to the far right lane, resulting in an extremely counter-intuitive traffic flow.

Friend #1:"Hey man, how did you get back from Tahoe so fast?"

Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."

by sNorCal Driver June 1, 2013

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.

Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.

by Historics Society August 4, 2022