inventory

a term used to secretly talk about a women being on her menstral cycle.

Boyfriend: Hey can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I am still doing inventory.

by lunaskypie June 18, 2008

Inverse Carving

When snowboarding, staying on your back or front edge and simple shifting your weight to turn. Also known as Christmas Treeing

I suck at snowboarding, so i use inverse carving

by fuckmook April 7, 2004

Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 13, 2007

inventitude

The use of a confrontational tone in order to discourage others from questioning lies one has just invented.

Hey John, we’ve been waiting for an hour. Why were you so late?

Ughhh! what is it about... a .... a scooter fire that you don’t understand? Do you even know how to read?

Don’t take that inventitude with me! I didn’t make you late...

by hngryDaVinci September 14, 2010

Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.

Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.

by Inverse Stalker August 27, 2012

invertation

The opposite of an erection. When a man sees something that makes his manhood retreat inside him.

She was so ugly she gave me an instant invertation.

by Pifpop May 26, 2017

Inversity

Shorthand for the Inclusion and Diversity groups, strategy, departments in corporations and organizations

I really enjoyed the lecture salary equality, sponsored by the Inversity Department.

by superdaisy September 9, 2020