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Instagram snowflake

Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.
Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree
by Fishlips2023 January 23, 2023
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Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.
by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019
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Instagram

The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.
Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?

Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!

Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!
by Tkun August 25, 2012
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Instagramenus

Someone who is addicted to uploading to Instagram.
Mini: Xoxo Just uploaded a new selfie!
Mark: Yo, you have instagramenus, you need to snap outta that!e
by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013
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Instagram model

Step 1: do not heart eye girls that look like less attractive versions of your girl friend
Step 2: do not spend hours jerking off to how many followers/likes you get
Step 3: give up on your "goal" you douche, it's not a goal and no matter what you're not good enough
This prick really thinks he can become an instagram model
by Lillith515 May 1, 2019
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Instagram Urban Explorer

A person who usually goes into an abandoned building and "flicks" pictures usually with an iPhone or Android. They claim to be a photographer or artist after editing their 5 megapexil shot with a fisheye and over abusive HDR effect. Snapseed is usually the #1 "editing" program they use. You can spot them out in real life as they are usually middle aged wearing a bandana around their mouth or disposable dust mask as a form of protection. If you do see them don't be alarmed as they usually stick to one place only and proclaim themselves as an explorer. Lastly they abuse hashtags by using some type of subject following the day in the week "brickmonday" "rustythursday" and put a quote from someone they know nothing about in order to make them sound intellectual. The more crews they are in the better Instagram urban explorer they are.
Girl: Hey Why can't I take pictures in the dark?

Guy: Well stop using your ipad you whore and get a real camera. Fucking Instagram Urban Explorers.
by Jhm June 15, 2014
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Instagram feed

The pictures you see when you scroll down someones instagram
Omg she has such a cool instagram feed!
by YASQUEENYAS June 6, 2018
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