molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

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inner beauty

A term ugly, undesirable and inadequate people use to make themselves feel less ugly, more desirable and sexually adequate. This phrase goes alone the lines of adages such as, "Looks are only skin deep," and "It's what's on the inside that counts," although everyone knows the adage should really be, "It's what's on the outside that counts."

"Inner beauty won't get you laid." -Omega-Jerry

by desperryado October 3, 2005

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inner blond

A person who doesn't have blond hair, but they are truly a "blond" person on the inside.

"OMG...I just remembered my story. Okay, so one day my mom's college roomate's sister's son tripped over a root when he was running. He fell over and got really scraped up. Okay...that's my story!!!" the brunette Kathryn says as a huge smile spreads across her face.
Mary Bowden and Molly look at one another and say, "Oh Kathryn you are such an inner blond."

by i know the guy who the Easter definition is about November 18, 2004

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