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Ian

A very smart and intelligent person

Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble

But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone
by Baguvic April 14, 2020
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Ian

He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him
Ian is a cutie but short, I can’t see him 😿.
by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020
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Ian

Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.
Girl 1: *puking
Girl 2: Saw Ian?
Girl 1 as she is puking: ya
by It’s Ian January 28, 2018
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Ian

Ian will probably give off a bad vibe. He is a real looker, but looks can conceive. He most likely does some sort of electronic smoke or some type of drug. He will also make out with you in very public places. I wouldn’t recommend hanging out with an Ian.
Ian is such a bad kid!

Yeah I would stay away from him if i were you!
by addiegrrrace December 10, 2019
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Ian

A bitch who is fake and leaves his friends
Bitch Ian
by Ezg Lar January 12, 2020
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Ian

A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems
Hey is that Ian

Yeah
Oh he looks very gay
by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019
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Ian

Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020
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