Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.

“Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”

by lil baby p April 7, 2019

Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.

Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.

by Dc0118 February 28, 2021

jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.

im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

N-word-itis

When you can’t stop saying the n word and it becomes like a catch phrase for you

free 6ix9ine
-yung arizona

‘Shit n word think I got n-word-itis lmao n word lol’

by YungArizona April 6, 2019

OG-itis

The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.

Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.

Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?

Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..

by 420BBQ@DQ May 4, 2015

Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

Shuffle Itis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.

by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019