Islamniac

Islamniac – 2008 - American - refers to a believer of the great prophet Muhammad who suffers from peculiar mental disorders because of a presumed genetically derived inability to sleep a full night. Frequently, people who suffer from islamnia can be seen prostrated on any floor and any time begging Divine Mind’s forgiveness for usurping love and in its place giving back non-love, often in concordance with comatose states of being. Origin LA Via Bagdad.

Only an Islamniac could justify, with his fatigued, hence, deranged mind that taking the life of another, (especially a female who is the Muslim world's first woman leader, a leader who posesses the worlds most highly treasured virtue, compassionate intelligence,)a totally acceptable course of action to take. A promise made from a doubtful integrity and perverse humanness says; "to kill, to die, to martyr, is a ticket to 72 virgin deaths."; or some such astonishing belief. It is well known throughout the hills of Mesopotamia that Muhammad is thought by most people in the know to be pretty much devastated over this pretty much most of the time.

by Scott Utley LA-CA January 10, 2008

Islam

A monotheist religion that is hated on because of hardly a FRACTION of its population.

Yeah, despite popular belief, NOT all followers of Islam want to bash your brains in.

by jalakhari November 10, 2010

Islam

A religon that teaches peace. The religon is good. It is what people bring into the religon, some of it is bad and most is good. Not every Muslim is good.

It is prayer time, i must read my prayer before the next one begins. Oh, it is time for me to read the Quran! Islam is a very peacful religon, i cant wait to make a new freid like my new Muslim friend! Muslim ( Mus-lim) ( sound out the s more not Muzlim, Muslim.

by Peacenotwar June 21, 2016

Islamophobic

Non-Muslim who knows more about Islam than they are supposed to know.

Aharon is proud of being Islamophobic.

by Hector37 January 31, 2021

Islamajohn

Extremely prejudiced way of describing someone of questionable ethnic background.

You better watch out for that goshdarn islamajohn, he doesn't celebrate Easter.

by funnythatsmyname April 5, 2010

Ishamael

Complete and utter intolerance for stupidity.

(OOC) Ishamael: Shut the fuck up, cocksmoker.

by teh anonymous usar September 26, 2003

ur mom islam

The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.

Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it

by That Kid From Mount Sinai June 7, 2018