Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot

Unlike Revenge is a dish best served cold, Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot, is an excuse to get revenge, before said person did said thing you're getting revenge on.

Person 1: *Slaps person two across the face*
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot

by Jimmy me boi April 25, 2019

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Boiled down to low gravy

to swallow your pride

Paul boiled down to low gravy after it was proven that he was a liar, so he apologized.

by G.T. man January 13, 2021

Cajun Boiled Nut

When you nut inside the spicy hot Louisianian girl you're taking a steaming bath with.

My girl said she wanted to stay in and take a bath, so I got in with her and gave her a cajun boiled nut.

by whatinthewhat November 17, 2018

Tyler's Boil

When a person(s) has a Tyler's Boil on their ass but close to what we call the "ass-neck" Gets mad for no reason cause they cant sit right. Gets PTSD when hearing that anything that associates itself with the word BOIL

"DAMN THEY MUST HAVE Tyler's Boil MOTHER FUCKERS CANT SIT RIGHT"

"FUCK YOU" DAMN, HE MUST HAVE Tyler's boil

by Tyler's Boil March 31, 2020

Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes

Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?

by Memento V2 November 17, 2019