Pulled an Iowa

Doing something that turns out extraordinarily more successful than anticipated.

"'We arrested him for dope, but he ended up having three bodies in his trunk. We sure pulled an Iowa there."

by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Iowa Water

A cold Buschhhhh latte

Hey you back to drinking that Iowa water again?

by Bobertf3 January 1, 2022

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo

I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday

by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024

delphos iowa

A small iowa town in Tweaker Valley, Where the neighbors sweep the front yard, mow the yard at 2am and have a race track in the backyard.

"Hey man, where have you been?" "Im just coming back from Delphos Iowa after pick up a gram"

by Wellendowedfromtheeyebrowsdown May 28, 2020

Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022

Iowa

A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.

Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?

by TDude53 October 12, 2021