ian

a cute guy but not trustworthy. pisses you off whenever he gets the chance and lies right out of his ass and makes you believe it. usually a cheater and likes to date his ex's best friends

watch out for ian don't let him around your friends

by sadbih June 23, 2019

Ian

Ian's are a petty but an amazing person they will always be by your side no matter what they will be there for you if you have an Ian don't ever let them go they will hide their feelings for you if it makes you happy in a way Ian's are amazing and friendly needs

Girl:Ian you are really amazing
Ian: thank you

by Ian'sgay15793 April 2, 2019

Ian

Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .

Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.

by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020

Ian

A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems

Hey is that Ian

Yeah
Oh he looks very gay

by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019

Ian

These guys have big.Fucking.Cocks.

That man was a true ian

by Whitesox47 January 18, 2018

Ian

Ian’s are one of the best people that you’ll ever meet. They’re kind, sweet and sometimes mean to their gamer girlfriends. They do some stupid things that they regret but it’s ok cause someone still loves him. Ian’s are God’s and have a good sense of humor;) they’re very handsome as well:) you can’t go wrong with an Ian and they will always be there for you:) they also love their execute 66 and Star Wars as well!

“Who’s that guapo lil boii sitting there?”

“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”

“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”

by EeVEe777 January 22, 2018

Ian

Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".

Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"

by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020