I got the receipt

Used when a bitch catches you cheating

Dumb bitch:*catches you on FaceTime with another girl*
Dumb bitch:WHO TF IS THAT BITCH
Me:STFU IM WATCHING PORN WITH YOUR DUMB ASS
Dumb bitch: TF YOU MEAN YOU WATCHING PORN THAT BITCH WAS TALKING TO YOU
Me: ITS PORNHUB PREMIUM WITH YOUR DUMB ASS IT TALKS BACK TO YOU I GOT THE RECEIPT RIGHT HERE BITCH

by Babyoppie April 3, 2019

Yeah I got fluffy hair

Term originating from TikTok in 2022/2023 used to mock people with ice cream hair

Bro look at this dude, "Yeah I got fluffy hair" lookin' ahh

by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023

I want it, I got it

An iconic line, that turned into a saying, from ‘7 rings’, the 2nd lead single of ‘thank u, next’, by the American songwriter, producer and singer, Ariana Grande.

‘You like my hair? Gee, thanks! Just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)’.

1: What’s your favorite Ariana Grande line?
2: ‘I want it, I got it’! It’s so catchy.

by MrPatch December 22, 2023

I got you out the way

Means I got you covered.

Hey Rayaan can I get a free refill?
I got you out the way with a tip.

by Fatima H August 9, 2023

I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt

so like yeah <3 and i got the soda

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020