i'am just a boy

a very common saying to use as an excuse for almost anything.

teahcer: why didn't you do your homework?

You: I'AM JUST A BOY

Police officer: do you realize that you were going 85 miles an hour on a 45 road?

you: I'AM JUST A BOY

by daguch May 21, 2011

I'm just going to leave this here

Usually seen on boards such as 4chan where a person will post an image of something and leave 'I'm just going to leave this here' at the side as to start some kind of conversation regarding that said picture.

Said picture usually starts a lengthy debate and is usually a picture of quite random material.

OP: *Posts picture of 2 naked 18 year olds*
"I'm just going to leave this here..."

by b_eg February 28, 2012

i'm just sayin'

Response when your motive for saying something is questioned and you a) had no motive or b) do not want to reveal your motive.

a.)
"I like monkeys."
"Huh?"
"I'm just sayin'"

b.)
"John's coming to the party tonight."
"I don't care. I'm not really interested in him anymore."
"I'm just sayin'"

by joribeth April 21, 2005

I'm just trying to make it through the day

Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.

Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!

by Lyndsay_708 April 23, 2006

I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

Trying to let someone thing you're "not sayin'", when, in fact, you most certainly ARE "sayin'".

Trying to make it seem like you are not saying anything unkind or questionable, but then admitting that you are. It happens so fast, no one will be the wiser...

Beezus : Does this pair of jeggings make my ass look enormous ?
Ramona: Well, maybe a little.

Beezus : Dang - for reals ?
Ramona: Hey, I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

by TrudyS August 3, 2010

I'm just really visual.

I can't understand shit unless you draw me a picture.

You: You see, as active users rise over time, it only benefits us if those users spend money, causing sales volume to rise with it.
Dumb co-worker: I don't think that's right.
You: Here, let me draw you a graph. (draws graph)
Dumb co-worker: Oh, I see. I'm sorry, I'm just really visual.

by reezydos February 12, 2010