hypo

This is short for a hypochondriac, or someone who thinks they are always sick, when really it's all in their head. Hypo is an affectionate term unlike hypochondriac.

NIKKI IS A HYPO!!!!!! But we love her anyway.

by Mary & Nikki rock May 7, 2005

hypoclit

A hypoclit is a who girl gives off all of the signals of sexual readiness and perhaps even talks openly about it, but rejects you at crunch time.

She told me she wanted to have sex, she even bought the condom and gave it to me, but when I made a move, she completely rejected me...what a hypoclit!

or

What a hypoclittical thing to do!

by Jilbo Bagginz January 13, 2010

hypobole

As opposed to "hyperbole," "hypobole" is an understatement.

Student's Poem: "Superman is okay."
Teacher: "You just used the literary device of hypobole."

by J Harding May 13, 2004

hypospadias

A medical condition, occurring in about 1 in 300 live male births, in which the urethra opens somewhere between the underside of the head and the base of the penile shaft. Much more common than the opposite condition in which the opening is on the top of the shaft (epispadias), this condition is often accompanied by micropenis (extremely small penis size) and cryptorchism (the lack of one or both testicles). Mild cases (where the hole is closer to the tip) are easily corrected by surgery while severe cases may lead to confusion about the sex of the child at birth. If left untreated, such penises may experience chordee (extreme curvature during erection), thus preventing normal entercourse and sexual reproduction.

When I read that Adolf Hitler may have been affected by hypospadias, micropenis, and cryptorchism, it was no mystery to me why he wanted his body cremated after he committed suicide on April 30, 1945. After all, what kind of a message would it have sent to his "Aryan" race of people if their "Fuehrer" were discovered to have had a 1" penis with an empty scrotum and a hole on the underside of the shaft?

by Iris O. M. September 17, 2007

hypeslut

A person who, opposed to being one person's hype-man (or woman), hypes many or all people, and therefore disvalues the hype which they produce.

Dude, quit being such a hypeslut.

by dandelion1234567 November 30, 2009

Hypocasm

Hypocrite + sarcasm

Dumb minecraft fag: Few thinjs I htae
1- Spelling errors

3- Wrong counting
2- People asking for likes
4- Irony
5- Lists
Like if you agree!

Me: nice hypocasm

by this is really long name January 25, 2016

hypochondriacts

hypochondriacts are people that contantly think they are sick or mentaly ill when there not

guy1:she claims to be mentaly ill but i checked her out and shes fine
guy2:ah just load that fucker up with placebo
guy1:gotta love them hypochondriacts

by deityman September 29, 2006