Humpty Dumpty

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that

kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro

by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022

Humphrey

A slang term for a shit.

Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

Fat person with skinny legs.

This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.

Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.

by My naptime July 7, 2022

humphernickel

Someone who is acting ridiculously

Hey! You're being a bit of a humphernickel rn

by mrwriggly July 19, 2022

humphernickel

Someone that is acting ridiculously

Hey bro! You're acting like a humphernickel rn

by mrwriggly July 19, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it

Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit

by BirdKibble July 25, 2022

humpter

The act of making love, having sexual intercourse with, or humping, a female of any species

Me and my cuzin went to the watering hole last night for a little beaver huntin;) when I dropped him back off at the farm he was so wasted he woke up thismornin in the pig pen naked and nestled up to old lady Eleanor owr big fat pig. he told me he's not sure but he may have HUMPTER! Woo eeh! Them two are going to have some beautiful babies

by Mr.Fixzer September 3, 2022