Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

lay a hump

to take part in sexual intercourse; to fuck.

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!

by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009

medic humping

To ride an emergency vehicle's ass, taking advantage of the high speed and broken traffic

tech support guy: Shit, dude, we're late for work!
sales guy: I hear an ambulance coming. Let's medic hump to work!
tech support guy: Fo sho! Medic Humping is the Shizzle!

by Jager L July 18, 2007

hump of the hippo

when two fat hermaphrodites have sexual relations, which resembles the "hump of the hippo"

"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!

by yourmom,bitch June 16, 2009

Humping the Floor

A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.

Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.

by Bunbeeper December 8, 2016

pixel humping

What you're doing when you watch your avatar get laid in a virtual metaverse such as Second Life or WoW.

So like, I totally picked up some dude last night online in SL and we ended up going back to his place and pixel humping.

by Steven Green January 12, 2007

Wet Humping

Like dry humping, but without any clothes on.

She wouldn't have sex with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. This is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now I have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for fucking her.

by ezola April 16, 2008