Howl Pendragon

Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.

"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautiful" - Emo Howl Pendragon

by Antarcticite December 5, 2021

Howler

Mainly used as an adjective to describe a person place or thing with a bad or poor connotation relating to it or can also be used to describe a situation or event that may be negative

That guy I hooked up with was an absolute howler
I had a howler on that maths test

by Skippy the snake December 23, 2021

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by driaszn aka dria <3<<3<3<3<3<3 March 14, 2022

Howler Head

When you're blowing a guy and they're so hairy you think they might be a werewolf

Jacob's trimmer broke so I won't go over there on the full moon anymore--he's a real howler head.

by Jacob Pagina May 21, 2022

Howler monkey

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.

This slut was a howler monkey when I was fucking her.

by Daniel Larson community lovers May 21, 2022

howlerstime

a sexual predator of animals

p1 wheres my dog

p2 howlerstime
p1 get the gun

by howlers victim July 1, 2022

howling avdentures

Da screaming-intense experiences dat you encounter during an appointment to have your pearly-whites worked on.

With modern-day anesthesia and nitrous oxide, getting you wisdom teeth pulled is not usually such howling avdentures as it used to be.

by QuacksO May 21, 2023