Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.
Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?
Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?
Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?
Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?
Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?
Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?
Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
by Michalube September 03, 2008
by murdog January 19, 2010
by wizard mcgee December 10, 2009
A dirty, filthy, grotesque sex at in which one partner eats something to guarantee a particularly firm poop, steak for example, and gets his/her female partner's vagina wet and shits directly into her vagina causing the poop to fill her vagina.
Dude this kinky chick told me i could give her a Mississippi hot pocket so i shit in that bitch's pussy.
by Ghettochild1209 December 26, 2008
a girl that looks good
by chanell March 25, 2005
The act of dropping a deuce in a wide open pussy to provide lube for a session of dirty kinky fucking.
That Amy Bradford is such a dirty sloot, the Alabama Hot Pocket replaces her KY Jelly...and surprisingly, her pussy smells better afterwards.
by woodythecanoer May 14, 2019
When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?
Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
by Narddog February 17, 2015