Homework

Homework is the WORST fucking thing u can do in UR FREE TIME. U can watch PORN during ur free time but the government forces us do complete 4 FUCKING hours of homework every FUCKING day.

Math teacher: U HAVE FUCKING HOMEWORK TO COMPLETE FOR TOMORROW

Me: Watches porn all night and doesn’t complete homework

by UR MOM GAY LOL XD January 26, 2020

Homework

What I am supposed to be doing right now

Mom "Did you do your homework"
Me " After my phone died"

by R.guetz03 December 5, 2016

Homework

The worst use of cutting down trees. Similar to anal for children, some love it many hate it.

My teacher gave me lots of homework for the weekend.

by Hi Im GoFku June 10, 2016

Homework

Your 45-gigabyte porn folder that you named homework because your teacher gave you an A instead of an F when you accidentally sent it to him.

"Dude, stop opening my homework folder, you know what's in there!"

by SmokedDeathStick420 August 2, 2020

Homework

Some work those dumbass teachers give you to do at home. Like yeah, mate. It's not like i've just done 6 hours of work, and now your making me use up my free time with MORE WORK.

"Hey, bob, did you do the homework last night?"
"Ugh, no. Why would I waste my time on that?"

by tears of sunshine October 20, 2018

Homework

A form of torture that usually comes from teachers and parents. The torture is increased when the homework is the math or english type.

Teacher: SO DO PAGE 1-150 BY TOMORROW. IT IS ALL ALGEBRA STUFF. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, ASK ME
Class: groans
Me (talking to friend): shit, this teacher gives so fucking hard homework EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. I WANNA DIEEEEEE

by mcdonaldsdelivery November 8, 2020

Homework

A thing that teachers say will help you in the future because they're too lazy to try and teach in an interesting and memorable way. The only way to solve the problem is to be in a good school (like a democratic one), but good schools are rare.

Most teachers can't teach very well, so they give out homework

by SpasticMicrophone October 31, 2014