turtle herder

Someone who collects fecal matter.

My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.

by Spinderella cut it up one time October 26, 2007

hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

by Cliffie-poo February 12, 2006

heifer

a bigg ass cow, insult

you get into an argument wit a big gurl you would say "shut up fat ass heifer"

by brook-lyunn May 15, 2005

henderson

noun.
1. the act of falling wildly in love with a female and professing this to her passionately, and losing interest within a week.

other forms: henderson-ed, henderson-ing, henderson-able

"i got totally henderson-ed last weekend man, i so did not even see it coming!" or "he definately henderson-ed her to the extreme, bro."

by linnea rosie October 20, 2007

henderson

A two-handed masturbation technique performed whilst viewing a poor quality video of a naked, jumproping woman. A popular variation involves the concurrent playing of the theme song for Rocky (the original).

With only a few minutes before the Raiders game, Harley had just enough time to complete a Henderson.

by Scamp Bellcott November 5, 2007

Sheep Herder

1. An individual who tends to sheep.

2. A Homosexual, usually used as an insult. Derived it's origins from the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain in which to the two main characters who are Homosexual are also Sheep Herders.

1. "The Sheep Herder walked with his flock, tending to them."

2. "That guy tried to grab my jock, what a Sheep Herder."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

heifer

Any scandalous and evil-minded female with shady intentions.

"Hey, I heard Tamika was trying to snatch up your man."
"I wish that heifer would!"

by urbanchica November 10, 2006