ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

tumblr headache

the inevitable headache you get from sitting on tumblr for 8 hours straight.

Me: Aw man i has a really bad tumblr headache.
You: You really need to get a life and not sitting on tumblr all day.
Me: Yeah I know

by K. Jagger June 25, 2012

christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner

'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'

by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013

recoil headache

The type of headache that occurs when a woman, young child or girlyman shoots a weapon too big for their frail bodies.

Usually associated with turkey hunters under the age of 30.

Example: "After shooting Grandpa's 12 gauge I had a bad recoil headache."

by Reconman February 10, 2015

rat headass

a rat headass is a person who looks like a fucking rat and probably have a small dick

Yo Ethan your a rat headass

by 2411r35413 November 6, 2017

Pedo-Headass

A pedo-headass is a nigga who is incredibly stupid, but also pervs on children. Pretty much what it sounds like, a pedo and a headass.

"Bruh that nigga is a straight pedo-headass." "Wym" "He postin pictures of him and Sarada from Boruto, saying that's his wife."

by K The Magic Man November 26, 2017

Suicide headache

The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.

Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.

by Mrs kitten angel. May 18, 2018