Hoebagel

A term used for a person's significant other. Hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his slutmuffin. Both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough space to receive pleasure. Not always a term of sexual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.

Guy: I love you slutmuffin.
Girl: I love you too hoebagel.

by Slutmuffin1863 March 10, 2009

hobasexual

A Hobasexual is someone who humps damn near everything in its path at one point or time in its life, when angry it has been known to throw dead babies at people which they steal from hospitals and science labs.

Look At Him Hes Such A Hobasexual.
Whats A Hobasexual?

by Trolldick January 9, 2008

hoebag

a completely stoopid idiot, aka, a close friend.

desiloo, you are an f***ing hoebag.

by christybob March 17, 2007

hobag

a term of friendly commradery when greeting a fellow female friend.

"hey hobag" is like the greeting "hey bitch" or "hey slut"

by katiebell August 14, 2006

Hobag

A very rude and inconsiderate asshole who is not really that bad, but still deserves an insult of some kind.Is also commonly used in conjunction with slut.

Quit being such a fuckin Hobag-slut!

by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003

hoobafide

Anyone who is scared of the band Hoobastank.

"I was absolutely Hoobafide after watching that band".

by Armando L May 12, 2006

Hoobanger

A joint, or marijuana cigarette; Exclusively referred to as "Strapping up a hoobanger"; Derived from the northwestern region of Wyoming, and more prevalent, and spoken fluently near Jackson, WY.

Bro No. 1: "Hey bro wanna strap up a hoobanger?"

Bro No. 2: "For sure man, Lets strap one up and go the the show!"

by The night creature 1990 December 18, 2017