corned beef hash

A delicious, fatty, & salty treat in a can that resembles dog food.

Yo, you got any corned beef hash?

by film_geek1982 February 24, 2009

Settle Your Hash

aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!

"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"

"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"

"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"

by Captain Jack McRevenga December 12, 2008

Hash Plate

A rolling paper or blunt wrap substitute made entirely out of hash. Usually only available at the cannabis clubs and are most commonly available in five gram and ten gram "wraps"
Cost is anywhere from about 50 to 100 dollars...give or take.

"Aye bruh put that swisher back, I'm finna get a hash plate and roll fat"

by TAYMOE November 06, 2009

Charlie Hash-browns

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'

Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010

Trailer Trash Hash

When the resign from a pipe is scraped, rolled into balls, then rolled in keef. Afterwards the little balls of keef coated resin are smoked in your now clean pipe!

Jim: "Wanna burn one?"
Donny: "Man, I'm all out of weed."
Jim: "Me too."
Betty: "That's okay, we can just make some trailer trash hash, that shit gets you F*ED UP!"

by stonergal July 22, 2010

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 18, 2018

Hash House Harriers

CRAZY people who run around in crazy costumes and then return to someone's house and drink themselves stupid !!
(THEY ARE ACTUALLY CALLED HASH HOUSE HARRIERS EVEN IN THE NEWSPAPER !!!)

mum...why is there so many people wearing funny clothes ??

dear, they are just the hash house harriers, out for a run

by brittney(Y) October 03, 2008