Garfield slop

When you paint yourself orange and suck your dick in a kitty pool of lasagna

Last night I gave myself the Garfield slop

by Pedo man123333 November 30, 2019

Garfled

A knockoff version garfield that is most definitely superior

“Garfled really slammed that lazoognea last night

by Mdempsey January 24, 2020

Garfield

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

Garfidelity

The strict adherence to a lifestyle of sleeping late, hating Mondays, dogs, Nermal, and eating a lot of food (especially lasagna)

Mason’s garfidelity is what has been keeping him from getting a promotion

by bepis with no b November 1, 2020

garfelling

Having intercourse with the loose skin folds on a person's neck.

I immediately regretted entering the room without knocking as I witnessed Mitch and Donald garfelling one another on the floor.

by ChoGuth December 3, 2020

Garfield

A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven 🤤➕🐱➕😴➕☠️=my cat

Me:shh he is sleeping

BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw

by Katheryn k May 18, 2021

Garfielded

When you cum in your friends lasagna

I just Garfielded jack

by The shle man July 8, 2021