sometimes used in art (like picasso paintings) guitars have influenced music since the western world. closely related to a predecessor, the lute, guitars consist of 6,7,or 12 strings (i once saw a 42 string guitar..it was nuts) as far as acoustic guitars go, the best acoustic money can buy is either a C.F. Martin, or a Takamine. As far as electrics go: Fender, Gibson, or Paul Reed Smith (PRS) the strings are strummed or plucked either with the bare fingers or a plectrum (pick) to create a pleasing array of tonal masterpieces.
Phil: "I'm playing guitar so i can get laid w00t!"
David: "think with your mind instead of your dick. you'll go far."
Phil: *spontaneously combusts*
David: "think with your mind instead of your dick. you'll go far."
Phil: *spontaneously combusts*
by Kirsh November 26, 2004
Get the Guitar mug.can be either
1. a game that uses a plastic stick with brightly colored buttons. occasionaly makes some addicts think they actually have talent on the real guitar, when in reality they are jealous pricks.
2. a game that some people play in small amounts. this is ok because they dont beleive they have any skill at real guitar and they could also be real guitarists too.
1. a game that uses a plastic stick with brightly colored buttons. occasionaly makes some addicts think they actually have talent on the real guitar, when in reality they are jealous pricks.
2. a game that some people play in small amounts. this is ok because they dont beleive they have any skill at real guitar and they could also be real guitarists too.
1. (this actually happened)
max(me): dude i finally got the intro to bark at the moon down!
tommy: sweet how long did it take?
matt s(guitar hero addict): you mean on guitar hero? i got 85% on expert! i can play it on real guitar too now! (no he cant)
me: what the fuck
tommy: go away
2.
andrew(drummer): you know what song is awesome
me: no what
andrew: purple haze. its about a kind of weed thats apparently like 60$ a leaf!
me: thats like jimi hendrixes easiest song i learned it with the solo in 3 days
andrew: yeah its on guitar hero my cousin let me play it at his house
me: haha awesome just dont play it a lot
max(me): dude i finally got the intro to bark at the moon down!
tommy: sweet how long did it take?
matt s(guitar hero addict): you mean on guitar hero? i got 85% on expert! i can play it on real guitar too now! (no he cant)
me: what the fuck
tommy: go away
2.
andrew(drummer): you know what song is awesome
me: no what
andrew: purple haze. its about a kind of weed thats apparently like 60$ a leaf!
me: thats like jimi hendrixes easiest song i learned it with the solo in 3 days
andrew: yeah its on guitar hero my cousin let me play it at his house
me: haha awesome just dont play it a lot
by lewdcruedtatooed May 10, 2009
Get the guitar hero mug.The act of placing each of your testicles on a sleeping victim's eyelids. The left testicle is placed on one eyelid and the right testicle is placed on the other eyelid at the same time. If you are blessed with a third testicle, that is to be placed under the recipients nose. Best done after a moderate night of fellowship with or without sweat (preferably with sweat).
Vince: Dude, Brian is passed out. What should we do to him?
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
Nik: We should give him an Alabama hotpocket.
Nickbro: Nah man, we gave him that last weekend. We need to do something new.
Joe: I read on the internet about something called the Guantanamo goggles. I think we should give him those.
Vince: Guantanamo goggles? By the beard of Zeus, what does that mean?!
Joe: It is when you put your balls on someones eyelids.
Nickbro: Do it!
Joe: Alright.
Joe does the act
Brian wakes up
Brian: So who has 3 testicles?
All: Why?
Brian: I feel like one of you placed testicles on both of my eyelids and put one under my nose after a moderate night of fellowship.
Joe: Guilty as charged.
by NVN May 16, 2010
Get the Guantanamo goggles mug.A game people love to buy for any console Ps2 and up great way to have fun when your bored and to listen to great music may even make you want to get a real guitar.
by Gamerman1337 November 21, 2011
Get the Guitar Hero mug.One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.
Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?
by Tomanos December 30, 2007
Get the guitarded mug.A medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. It most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured buttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a 'pro face off' or complete career mode on hard. It is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.
'Flip Marc, we've just beat the co-op mode of Guitar Hero 3, now we have opened Strokes- Reptilia & Beastie Boys: Sabotage- that's Wizard!'
'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'
'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'
'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'
'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'
by Chris Dangerous Long May 12, 2008
Get the Guitar Hero claw mug.Since most people here seem to be ignorant of what a bass is:
1) It was NOT "based off the guitar", it's an electric adaptation of the double bass which became awkward and increasingly less audible compared to other instruments in the earliest rock/jazz bands.
2) While easier to learn than guitar, it is far far more difficult to master. Anyone can sound cool playing the pentatonic scale and power chords over and over; it takes a great more deal of musical skill and talent to be excellent at bass.
3) On a related note "Anyone who plays guitar can play bass by default" is ridiculous. If you have no sense of rhythm and can't keep a beat, then you can't play bass. Hell, most guitarists I've met can't even play the bass without making the frets buzz their first few times.
4) Bass is a rhythm instrument, with a deeper more mellow sound. Guitar is melodic (or at least mostly used for such). To say bass is inferior to guitar is also stupid.
1) It was NOT "based off the guitar", it's an electric adaptation of the double bass which became awkward and increasingly less audible compared to other instruments in the earliest rock/jazz bands.
2) While easier to learn than guitar, it is far far more difficult to master. Anyone can sound cool playing the pentatonic scale and power chords over and over; it takes a great more deal of musical skill and talent to be excellent at bass.
3) On a related note "Anyone who plays guitar can play bass by default" is ridiculous. If you have no sense of rhythm and can't keep a beat, then you can't play bass. Hell, most guitarists I've met can't even play the bass without making the frets buzz their first few times.
4) Bass is a rhythm instrument, with a deeper more mellow sound. Guitar is melodic (or at least mostly used for such). To say bass is inferior to guitar is also stupid.
1) The advent of the electric bass guitar revolutioned new age music
2) A guitarist can sound "amazing" in just a couple years. I'd like to see anyone learn Victor Wooten's Classical Thump in just a couple of years.
3) "Whoa dude whats wrong with your frets? Why are they buzzing??" - Guitarist who thinks he can play bass
4) Have you ever heard a band with two guitarists and no bassist? It sounds like a fucking transistor radio
2) A guitarist can sound "amazing" in just a couple years. I'd like to see anyone learn Victor Wooten's Classical Thump in just a couple of years.
3) "Whoa dude whats wrong with your frets? Why are they buzzing??" - Guitarist who thinks he can play bass
4) Have you ever heard a band with two guitarists and no bassist? It sounds like a fucking transistor radio
by Solifuga September 18, 2008
Get the bass guitar mug.