grommet

A surgical device left in the ear to perforate the eardrum and help prevent earaches

My sister had grommets put in her ears

by skoon March 28, 2007

grooming

An act of kindness with an aim to get something in return. For example a telephone number, or perhaps for a favour, or to gain extra contact means with someone, possibly for romantic reasons.

May be seen as sneaky or sly by some under the context of romantic involvement, but is used often to get to know people better for this purpose - A little white lie to save possible rejection, also known as playing it safe.

Craig was grooming the newly met woman at the bar in the hope of getting her phone number, becoming better friends under that pretense to gain romantic involvement with her.

by Thoughtful Lynx December 28, 2005

groovemongrel

Something that smells and stinks like butt

Man look at that dirty groovemongrel, no wonder why it has no friends.

by Barry A May 13, 2005

gloomer

A person who only dwells on the negative

He`s a real gloomer, never has anything positive to say.

by Not a gloomer November 13, 2013

Goomer

A Goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn't care about anyone. You would usually find a Goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his ass off. A goomer can be a total douche at times. When a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total pussy. A lot of girls want a goomer's "d" but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. A goomer is EXTREMELY LAZY!

Jim- "Wow, that guy gets such good grades!"

Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."

Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"

by roseyysinclairr April 9, 2013

Goomena

Ten man white boy hip-hop group from Richmond, Virginia. Goomena produces some of the best stuff south of broad street. Look for Goomena in record stores near you.

Girl 1: Did you see Goomena play at innsbrook last night.
Girl 2: Yeah! Those guys are all studs. They know how to make music too....

by Master PP October 19, 2004

porn groove

the music heard in porno's, some songs are good, others make you want to punch a baby. Also the music you put on while having sex, the tempo of the music is important as it sets the pace for the session, too fast of a tempo leads to the guy finishing too fast, too slow a tempo leads to the girl falling asleep. Slow ride by Foghat is a popular tune when it comes to porn groove.

Guy 1: Dude what the f*ck were you listening to with ashley last night?

Guy 2: Slow ride, I had to get that porn groove going to make the night last

Guy 1: whatever you say bro.

by Mike TS February 19, 2012