Cheese grater

The act of cutting oneself with a cheese grater.

The only true and brutal way to cut yourself is with a cheese grater. Only pussies use razors and knives.

Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.

by Frony May 28, 2008

grasen

An overdramatic hoe

Why is she being such a Grasen?

by Pastelegirl March 23, 2019

Gaser

Usualy a kid that says phrases like: "Ide gas", "Gas", "reši" itd. Wears Nike, Adidas or any other famoues brand. And of course to be a "gaser" you need to be subscribed to Baka Prase.

Person 1: My grandma dies today.
Gaser: Lmaoo ide gas, reši baku.

by Jurki August 19, 2021

hanes-grazer

a gay man;a homosexual; one that likes men who wear white briefs, in particular.

Why does everyone keep calling me a hanes-grazer?

by GayBart July 6, 2006

fifth graders

In a private school, fifth graders find themselves grown into middle school, without any of their sixth grade public school friends’ advice, as they are being thrown into it, too. The main difference is that, at that point, only the girls are starting to go through puberty, and only very few. Meanwhile, they have to share the hallways with gimongous eighth graders (and their huge seventh grader posse), who, depending on the type of school, may shove them out of the way, beat them, make loud comments about stupid little fifth graders who should go die in a hole, etc. Fifth graders (at least pre- pubescent ones) have an advantage: they are small and fast. In the hallways, they can dart around the sixth and seventh graders to get to their lockers. Another thing: the lockers. Most fifth graders have not gone through puberty and are still kids. So they will construct fake floors and walls in their lockers to conceal their money. ლ($◡$ლ). None of them will have dated anyone by the end of the year, as their crushes are barely blossoming. While some of them may think otherwise, it is a blessing. Oh yeah, AND THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO JUST GRADUATED FROM FIFTH GRADE. TAKE THAT EIGHTH GRADERS!

Eighth grader: Jesus these stupid head fifth graders should die. (Fifth grader1 and Fifth grader2 dart past)
FG1: Wait what
FG2: Don’t care. I’m late!

by Rio9 July 3, 2018

Tube Greaser

The Tube Greaser is one of the many roles in a Teambang who climaxes into the throat of the female counterpart. Either the Tube Greasers self pleasures until point of climax and tags out with the Gatekeeper of the group, or goes from Gatekeeper to Tube Greaser.

Chris? Hey man! Remember me? I was the Tube Greaser in our college Teambang group who made that one chick throw up.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

7th grader

A grade on which you get tired of being annoying and shut up for once in your life and everyone who isnt in the 7th grade and dosent know how annoying you were thinks youre trying to be emo but you juast dont feel like talking. At all.

8th graders and above: why is he trying to be emo? Lets go talk shit about him.

7th grader: bu- but im not though. Im really not

by Dragonfruwit August 29, 2019