Goon Crown

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

by BillySmokin March 4, 2009

Goon Dungeon

Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.

Honey don't go down there! very few have returned from the goon dungeon.

by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

cyber goon

sombody who goeas on xbox all day long and plays minecraft

mason is a cyber goon

by zaebbiuy August 23, 2012

coon goon

A white male that loves to pimp black chicks

Guy #1- "Yo Eric's gotten 3 black chicks to fuck him since Tuesday"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"

by Bigboysenpai69 July 17, 2019

Goon

Cask wine. Cheap shit that tastes like shit but fucks you up. comes in red and white, many varieties and textures.

"I was on the goon last night" or "im a goon warrior hear me roar"

by Trozza April 19, 2006

goon

cheap ass muthafuckin wine

has a reputation for getting you pissed quickly, and the comfy silver bag doubles as a pillow ;)

"Hey Clifton, lets buy some goon from our centrelink payment and get FUCKED up"

"Clancy im tired let me sleep on your bag of goon!"

by LEEROY-WALLY April 21, 2008