Chocolate at the gates

When you need to defecate so intensely that you can feel the feces welling up at your arsehole.

I spent 5 hours in traffic, there was chocolate at the gates when I reached a service station.

Excuse me, sir, the chocolate is at the gates.

by Nietsxor November 8, 2009

gateway drug

a word with no legit meaning to it. used to describe Marijuana and alcohol. a gateway drug is a drug that apparently leads the user to do other, harder drugs. made up by right winged bastards and jesus freaks who have the preconcieved notion that anything slightly illegal and possibly threatning will end up in the downfall of society. also a word used by meth addicts to conjure up some sorry excuse for the fact that they have no self control

90% of drug addicts have tried marijuana. marijuana is a gateway drug
100% of drug addicts have tried water. is water a Gateway drug?
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by 12345432112345 January 4, 2007

Henry Louis Gates

Not actually a black militant as the other definition might suggest, but rather the intellectual equivalent of Uncle Tom, a book-smart house negro professor of negro studies who thinks Africa is one country full of ignant chimps that only his white masters can save.

"Isn't Henry Louis Gates, Jr. a black intellectual."

"Actually he's just an uncle tom."

by RealBlackMarxist November 21, 2011

Gatekeeping

When someone takes it upon themselves to decide who has access to something

Gatekeeping is literally just:

YOU'RE NOT A REAL (insert something here) IF YOU DON’T (insert completely arbitrary thing here)!!!1!1!11!

by KomaKing March 12, 2019

toll gate

A public High school in Warwick, Rhode Island. Student population of about 1,200. It’s all the kids who went to Cedar Hill, Drumrock, Greenwood, Scott, Wickes, and Robertson combined. You go to middle school at Winman Junior High School if you live in the Toll Gate District. Most of the teachers here suck at their jobs, with the exception of a handful. Out of the three public schools in Warwick, Toll Gate probably has the nicest campus, which isn't saying much considering minimal renovations have been made since it opened in the early 70's. There is a separate hallway for every grade’s lockers, with seniors getting their own in a separate building from the other three classes. The sports at TG are usually decent, with one or two Division I teams. Best football team in the town besides Hendricken. A tradition for Toll Gate atheletes is painting the rock that is on the hill leading up to the school with their names, sport, sayings etc. During the school year, fights happen about once a week, usually between some freshman kids who think their badass over a girl or something else stupid. There is a cop specially assigned to this school because of it, as well as the constant smoking and drug use there. Some of the kids who go here say they hate it, but once you become a senior and realize you’ll have to leave most students start to like it. The kids at Toll Gate know how to party and get away with doing things against the (very few) rules there, so most of the time there is a way to have a good time.

Winman Kid #1: I can’t wait to get out of this shithole and get to Toll Gate High School next year

Winman Kid #2: Same here dude, I can’t wait to be a Titan.

Girl #1: Oh, sucks that you have to go to Toll Gate next year.

Girl #2: Yeah, but at least it’s not as bad as Vets or Pilgrim.

Pizza Guy #1: Hey, It’s another kid from Toll Gate ordering pizza from class

Pizza Guy #2: Yeah, make sure you deliver it to the back parking lot door.

by titan12 May 19, 2009

piper at the gates of dawn

debut album of the great pink floyd, british psychedelic at its best, released in 1967, considered on of the best floyd albums released.

piper at the gates of dawn is awsome, syd barrett was a genious

by kyle johnston August 6, 2006

Gatecrasher

Gatecrasher One is a trance club in Sheffield, England that was born after Gatecrasher toured the country, eventually settling at what was called "The Republic" in Sheffield. Although originally a trance club, it has bowed to the mainstream and now plays cheesey shite on a Thursday that pisses trance fans of the club off a treat.

Gatecrasher Two, the second of the chain of clubs opening is born in Leeds.

Often just called "Crasher."

Hey did you go to Gatecrasher One on Tuesday? It was Nu-Crasher, the only real night that plays the music that made Gatecrasher famous.

by Becks, July 21, 2008