side grocer

A grocery store that you only go to when you can't find something at your primary one.

I love shopping at Winn-Dixie, but Rouses is my side grocer.

by anolel4 July 9, 2019

Eatin Groceries

When a man it's a Woman's Vaigina!

Ole boy was eatin groceries when so & sons mom walked in.

I got my groceries ate!

by Hooker 2 May 8, 2021

Eatin Groceries

Eatin Groceries

A clean way of saying goin down on a woman!

So & So got caught eatin Groceries at my house the other night!

by Hooker 2 May 8, 2021

Soft grocer

Mikes nickname in high school

Kayla- I need to input this into soft grocer. Mike-“That was my nickname in high school”

by White Bread 1221 June 15, 2022

Ghost Groceries

When you walk into the kitchen planning to grab food, open the fridge or pantry, stare at it for a few minutes, and then walk away without taking anything.

"Bro, I just did ghost groceries again, opened the fridge three times and still didn't eat anything.

by SnackBandit September 21, 2025

Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

Ur brother a grocer

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.

Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies

by personainutile_ March 17, 2018