Gooch Bison

The bison living in the area between your balls and asshole.
I have a herd of 20 gooch bison living on my taint.
by nismoKPS13 April 10, 2006
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gooch grease

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat
by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021
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gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
by Pavelski8 November 09, 2007
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Gooch soup

the soup made by shaving the gooch of someone and boiling it down to a broth
Yo my nigga can I have some of your gooch soup it looks electric
by Berk_32: April 12, 2018
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Gooch push

When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.
Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.
by Crystallised skull September 02, 2022
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Thunder Gooch

An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.
Stan was being an asshole, so when he passed out, we all took turns thunder gooching him.
by 431 plus one October 18, 2011
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Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
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