Gooch Bison

The bison living in the area between your balls and asshole.

I have a herd of 20 gooch bison living on my taint.

by nismoKPS13 April 26, 2006

gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"

Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."

by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007

Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.

Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.

by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014

Gooch Squish

When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.

Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.

by Big Grundy December 23, 2013

pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media

‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’

by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019

gooch goch

A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.

Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.

"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"

by cheekywench June 5, 2017