cock-gobbler

When someone is slurring their words together or mumbling and you can't understand what they are saying.

"I can't understand you, quit cock-gobbling."

by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

knob gobbler

Someone who gobbles knobs.

Wow, you're such a knob gobbler
That girl gobbles knobs like there's no tomorrow.

by charrc July 30, 2008

Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

by USAF Cadet February 6, 2021

root gobbler

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads

i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them

by echoman February 27, 2004

nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat

1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.

by Assex 776 May 27, 2008

Knob Gobbler

A female who does not only suck your cock but gobbles it.

jim: bro that bitch was straight gobblin my dick last night.
tim: what a knob gobbler.

by KAV-MAN May 19, 2014

dirty gobbler

Take your dick and your balls and put them in between your legs, then walk backwards and gobble like a turkey.

Zack was feeling horny so he did the dirty gobbler to impress his friends.

by assmonkeylover July 8, 2015